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What's everyone up to?

I've just got my order of masses of felt so I'm about to start cutting out sloth parts.

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That look she gives you when she wants to tell you that she hates not having hands (or a functioning body for that matter): https://sealion.club/attachment/713857
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I need more Tales games. Berseria was great.
Haven't managed to finish the PS3 version of Vesperia because my jap reading skills are ass though.

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Me: I can skip breakfast since I had a large dinner.

Stomach: Hahaha you funny lil' girl *shameless growl*

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Seriously, if you're going to go and monitor your employees' web usage -that- closely, you're a micromanaging control freak who has no business being -in- business; and, sure enough, in most cases, those businesses that get all happy with this end up failing.

Also, guess who's getting a new phoooooonnneeee

When your gf is a massive nerd and sings the Pokemon theme song at the top of their lungs

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#mfic
It was a sound like no other sound. A low unceasing rumbling rising and falling rhythmically. It was enough to drive a crazy person sane. Nothing could drown out the repetitive drone. Night after night, week after week, month after month, this sound had droned on.

“Honey, honey…omg please roll over.”
“Wha?”
“You’re snoring again, roll over.”
“Huh? I’m not even sleeping.”
“Yes, you were. You were snoring, now roll over.”
“Humph!”

Honey rolls over and resumes snoring. Great I sighed.

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I really just made the Marxian slip GNU/Socialism.

People are divided more by instances and protocols than by race.

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Look I am an asshole and I hate everything and make fun of everything, but ironic misogyny is spent.

Hoi so this is a new thing. Wheeeee