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My Friend, Danny, is an Amazing Artist and He drew Art of Ace, my Fallout: New Vegas OC.

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When Campbell and Beilman are safe, Campbell goes over to Griffin's charred corpse and looks at it to make sure he's dead.

are you SURE you don't want to upgrade your Basic Gender to Premium???

βšͺ Upgrade me to the Premium Gender plan with Daily Wardrobe, fun hairstyles, extra pronoun settings, unlimited gender changes, neopronouns + more ~

βœ… I don't want these benefits, keep Basic Gender

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Gotta be honest, I could get used to a world where people are encouraged to clean their hands regularly and not stand too close to me in queues. I hope these things are permanent

TFW you realize that there reason you hate Disney and Apple are because both companies took ideas that were freely given to them, reworked them, and then proceeded to threaten and sue everyone who dared try the same thing.

when someone requests a popular acoustic song like Riptide, but you only listen to Folk-Punk

youtube.com/watch?v=UjSKD0T-59

the full Growl crept out a few times in this one, lmao. this idea came to me in a fever dream

this isn't a dating website, this is a fighting website

"choose your own destiny!" i scream, jumping headfirst into the eel tank at the aquarium

"Giving children a healthy start in life, no matter where they are born or the circumstances of their birth, is the moral obligation of every one of us." #NelsonMandela

I think Google should save everyone a lot of time and effort and jump straight to discontinuing new services:

"We are proud to announce that Google Kitchen Tools will no longer be available on Sep 1st 2020, nor has it ever been available. Should you wish to export your Google Kitchen Tools data, you should be aware that there is no data, as Google Kitchen Tools has never existed.

Thanks,
The Google Kitchen Tools Team"

One of my favourite things to challenge when talking politics with people is the idea that we live in a democratic society. Sure we vote occasionally, but do you vote for your landlord? Your boss? The cops on your block? These are the people that hold power over you.

clowning for non-medicinal purposes. clowning without a doctor's approval

We are surrounded by Inauthenticity, The Artifice is Crushing. Being Genuine is A Radical Act.

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Mastodon.host

What sets mastodon.host appart?

As a general instance, we are not centered on a specific theme, or a specific language. Everyone is welcome as long as they follow the few rules we have.

We always run the latest stable version of Mastodon, providing you a stock experience, with the following modifications:

  • 2048 character limit (not 500).
  • 512 character limits for the account's bio (not 160).
  • full column width (not fixed size).
  • more search results (20 instead of 5 per type of search).
  • Audio upload (not limited to videos only).
  • full text search of statuses (not restricted to searching tags and users).
  • trending tags are displayed on the main UI ( and a more complete view is available here)
  • boosts and replies are shown in the timelines (more complete view for everyone).
  • Your mastodon.host account is also a XMPP account (Federated Instant Messaging, take a look online to find a client and use your mastodon.host username and password to configure it, you can also use our online web client). Woohoo! two services in one!
  • We also have a very good view of the federation (our federated timeline gives you a more broad view of the Mastodon network than a 'normal' instance, there's a lot to read in a lot of languages).
  • We also host a Peertube instance for the convenience. Try it and let us know what you think !
  • In the same vein, we host a Funkwhale instance for the convenience. Try it and let us know what you think !
  • If you want to be on a more quiet, moderated instance, or use another AP implementation, we host a Pleroma instance for the convenience. This is the same fediverse as with Mastodon, but with a different default UI and way more optimized backend. Try and see which one you prefer !
  • Now if you want a different UI, the stock mastodon one does not please you, you can check Pinafore.
  • We do also host for the convenience a video Conference server ( Jitsi Meet )
  • We have a mastodon relay for other instances to bootstrap their timelines: https://relay.mastodon.host

Although we are a medium+ sized instance, we'd like to keep the feeling that you are at home and safe here.