I haven't forgotten about this account!
Because it's not official until you post the "I voted" in-car selfie immediately after early voting...
Kiss my chino wearing ass!
Day off from work... Bored out of my mind. About to drive around for UberEATS for some quick "bored" cash.
Formula #420
Nice rainy day in #Dallas. Perfect for staying in and relaxing with wine!
[PRAYER TOWARDS CALM]
🚂 🚾 🌒
Have a great Easter!
Why is there so much rush hour traffic on Good Friday!?
It's a Lil Yachty and UberEATS type of morning so far... #laziness
RIP Charlie Murphy!
Watching Mastodon take off is like HBO's Silicon Valley in real life, except in a universe where Richard Hendricks only has Jian Yang and nobody else
I should be sleeping, but here I am, staring at the Federated Timeline as it scrolls by... Oddly soothing in it's own way!
It's kinda hilarious how some people LOVED Mastodon and how open it was... until people speaking other languages showed up! I think the free and open diversity is a great thing, personally!
Yesterday I said I thought the total number of mastodon accounts across the federated instances would break a quarter of a million on Sunday. Looks like it could happen today from that last boost (All days and times GMT because thats where I am.)
Ah, insomnia... My old friend.
Apparently someone got stung by a scorpion on a United Airlines flight.
If only there was a Doctor on board.. oh wait