wow, i didnt realize i've been bouncing my leg for hours and now i have a cramp. damn

i am a big bundle of buzzing anxiety and i want to explode

"it's invasive to hear someone say something terrible and beautiful about you all at once"

oh, the header is from the lovely anime, doukyuusei, and the profile picture is by pranitart from walli titled, "grumpy"

porn (?) 

a short babble by a tiny human with only 3 hours of sleep in the past 2 days. :ablobwobble: back to public twitter for more political rants

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dont mistake me: i do care about insects, but i will never fuck around with cockroaches and flies. i WILL exterminate them at sight.

more pol 

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not only did he betray his district, he betrayed the whole fucking country by staying silent. fuck this coward. fuck the 70 representatives who said "no".

on a congressman who inhibited himself from voting in the abs-cbn franchise renewal.

yo just discovered that banana peels can function as a stylus. cool cool cool cool cool

to those i've sent follow requests and have went to my timeline to check me out: hi, im new. i just want to colour my local timeline with more interesting stuff and i think your content is cool. keep on rocking, my dudes

Mastodon.host

What sets mastodon.host appart?

As a general instance, we are not centered on a specific theme, or a specific language. Everyone is welcome as long as they follow the few rules we have.

We always run the latest stable version of Mastodon, providing you a stock experience, with the following modifications:

  • 2048 character limit (not 500).
  • 512 character limits for the account's bio (not 160).
  • full column width (not fixed size).
  • more search results (20 instead of 5 per type of search).
  • Audio upload (not limited to videos only).
  • full text search of statuses (not restricted to searching tags and users).
  • trending tags are displayed on the main UI ( and a more complete view is available here)
  • boosts and replies are shown in the timelines (more complete view for everyone).
  • Your mastodon.host account is also a XMPP account (Federated Instant Messaging, take a look online to find a client and use your mastodon.host username and password to configure it, you can also use our online web client). Woohoo! two services in one!
  • We also have a very good view of the federation (our federated timeline gives you a more broad view of the Mastodon network than a 'normal' instance, there's a lot to read in a lot of languages).
  • We also host a Peertube instance for the convenience. Try it and let us know what you think !
  • In the same vein, we host a Funkwhale instance for the convenience. Try it and let us know what you think !
  • If you want to be on a more quiet, moderated instance, or use another AP implementation, we host a Pleroma instance for the convenience. This is the same fediverse as with Mastodon, but with a different default UI and way more optimized backend. Try and see which one you prefer !
  • Now if you want a different UI, the stock mastodon one does not please you, you can check Pinafore.
  • We do also host for the convenience a video Conference server ( Jitsi Meet )
  • We have a mastodon relay for other instances to bootstrap their timelines: https://relay.mastodon.host

Although we are a medium+ sized instance, we'd like to keep the feeling that you are at home and safe here.