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@netkitty How cute! Is this what happens when robotfindskitten?

@sina I can't follow you? Twidere says 'network timeout' but remote-follow from the website errored out too.

youtu.be/xDMf9_jMK5Q

What is worse, that I watched the whole thing, or that I watched it at 03:00?
(Oh and no, I don't understand the game any better now than I did in person all those years ago.)

What? Yes I *would* download a car - in a hot second, are you kidding?

Who likes helicopters??

My son made one, too.

I made a candle out of BabyBel wax and cotton shredded off a Q-Tip. It works surprisingly well!

Got an 808 duck and an 808 cat, they go 808 meow and 808 quack.

My hobby: Checking tiled background images to see if they're actually stereograms.

If a thing is worth doing, it's worth doing right. That's what the enterprise process dweebs will say as they bury value in layer after layer of procedure and management until it's only JUST barely worth doing at all anymore.

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This is downright poetic.

RT @JanelleCShane: Floof tree is coming back! Very Excited to plant this when I found out it's a remnant from the days of mastodons. It relied on MASTODONS! t.co/6oSqEOcy5h

My two-year-old is stomping his feet on the floor because he's mad that it hurts to stomp his feet on the floor

Wierd, they keep talking about "pay-for-play" but wasn't the original problem about "pay" and "foreplay"?

@FreshTeaStories The samples have worked; I just ordered some stuff. : D

Protip, don't breathe stomach acid. Ugh and, oww.

Who thinks lasagna should have layers of pepperoni??

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HINT IT'S AGUY

HINT HE HAS TWO THUMBS

And right after that last post, YT popped up a survey question in Spanish, just to send the message that they're watching me, probably.

I feel smug when sites relentlessly advertise me things I will never in my life buy or even want; their consumer profile of me is apparently very incorrect and I feel like I've beaten the system - somehow stayed under the radar and Big Data can't figure me out.

@sydneyfalk Whoops I think I just followrequested three times in a row.