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Just secured two tickets to Five Finger Death Punch in Copenhagen! This will so awesome! 🤟🏻

Tomorrow is Friday 13th. Just saying...

“You’re not Elsa. Your legs are too hairy!”. Julia, 7 yrs old

Hosted a birthday party today. 23 7 year olds all dressed as princesses and pirates. I was dressed as Elsa with the blue dress and a blonde wig. Quite nice to walk around in a dress. Will probably not do it my day-to-day life, really impractical with the lack of pockets.

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I’m out of Pokemon balls - what is the best way (without buying) to get more fast? I just started to play. # pokemongo

Some weeks are so busy you just can keep your head over water... I hope next will be more calm but I doubt that!

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Attended a traditional Swedish crayfish party yesterday. Wine doesn’t really work with the salty lottle animal - thus quickly moved on to the cheese... #crayfish #cheese #wine

I ordered an electrical scooter / kick bike today. Going to use it to go back and forwards to the train and between the various offices and train.

Building a website in php - was a while sine I last did that....

Just completed my weekly review - feels good to go into my first week of work with a blank head!

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Yesterday I had some visitors in my garden. They dug a small ditch and put a thin plastic hose into the ground. In a few weeks the fiber installation will be comple.
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Are you subscribed to any newsletters and actually read them? Or is this a dead channel?

Went to the kirurg to remove a golfball sized lump on my left side. It was 10cm below my armpit. Now I have tennis ball sized swelling. waking up tomorrow will be interesting... 🤕

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Mastodon.host

What sets mastodon.host appart?

As a general instance, we are not centered on a specific theme, or a specific language. Everyone is welcome as long as they follow the few rules we have.

We always run the latest stable version of Mastodon, providing you a stock experience, with the following modifications:

  • 2048 character limit (not 500).
  • 512 character limits for the account's bio (not 160).
  • full column width (not fixed size).
  • more search results (20 instead of 5 per type of search).
  • Audio upload (not limited to videos only).
  • full text search of statuses (not restricted to searching tags and users).
  • trending tags are displayed on the main UI ( and a more complete view is available here)
  • boosts and replies are shown in the timelines (more complete view for everyone).
  • Your mastodon.host account is also a XMPP account (Federated Instant Messaging, take a look online to find a client and use your mastodon.host username and password to configure it, you can also use our online web client). Woohoo! two services in one!
  • We also have a very good view of the federation (our federated timeline gives you a more broad view of the Mastodon network than a 'normal' instance, there's a lot to read in a lot of languages).
  • We also host a Peertube instance for the convenience. Try it and let us know what you think !
  • In the same vein, we host a Funkwhale instance for the convenience. Try it and let us know what you think !
  • If you want to be on a more quiet, moderated instance, or use another AP implementation, we host a Pleroma instance for the convenience. This is the same fediverse as with Mastodon, but with a different default UI and way more optimized backend. Try and see which one you prefer !
  • Now if you want a different UI, the stock mastodon one does not please you, you can check Pinafore.
  • We do also host for the convenience a video Conference server ( Jitsi Meet )
  • We have a mastodon relay for other instances to bootstrap their timelines: https://relay.mastodon.host

Although we are a medium+ sized instance, we'd like to keep the feeling that you are at home and safe here.