It's weird how quiet this feed is, but I don't know anyone else to follow

Black Mirror while making Bandersnatch: We hate choose your own adventure media and we're going to make you hate it too.

mocking people for being nerds is the worst fucking thing. "ha ha look at this dipshit who is passionate enough about something to spend their life learning about something they love! what a fucking loser"

Linux: oh no my server died because someone unplugged it better plug it back in and check what needs fixi--oh it's already back up and everything is fine

Windows: [15 minutes before GW2 daily reset] NVIDIA WANTS TO UPDATE [entire computer freezes to the point where the sound card is just emitting a buzzing noise like you might find in a horror game] [Windows reboots] [it is now 7 minutes after GW2 daily reset and I am still not able to log into the game]

Super tired of my step family's drama, my poor baby nephew is caught up in all that mess and hes prob gonna grow up to be like his mom. We don't need another one of her in this world trust me.

I wish my brother had my desktop ready to use already so I could just put linux on my laptop

I need to fix my computer but I don't know how and I don't have money

*mario single jump voice* wa!
*mario double jump voice* ha!
*mario triple jump voice* yahoooo!

I really like this platform it's such a good concept wowow

You can program A Computer but can You do This?

*snaps A Laptop in half in between My Thighs*

No? Didn't think so.

Broke: Everyone is Beautiful

Woke: Beauty is a Worthless Trait that shouldn't matter to Anyone

Bespoke: I'm Ugly and I'm Proud!

ive been holding the door to the public library open for half an hour now and my arm is killing me. not ONE female has offered me fellatio

I've set a goal of reading 50 books this year. It's gonna be hard cuz I can't focus on one thing too long lately

I don't wanna work this shift but I need the money so much

Registration to is now open!

We're a small Mastodon based instance built for the non-binary community, allies and binary trans people are welcome to join also.

(Please boost to help build an audience).

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What sets appart?

As a general instance, we are not centered on a specific theme, or a specific language. Everyone is welcome as long as they follow the few rules we have.

We always run the latest stable version of Mastodon, providing you a stock experience, with the following modifications:

  • 2048 character limit (not 500).
  • 512 character limits for the account's bio (not 160).
  • full column width (not fixed size).
  • more search results (20 instead of 5 per type of search).
  • Audio upload (not limited to videos only).
  • full text search of statuses (not restricted to searching tags and users).
  • trending tags are displayed on the main UI ( and a more complete view is available here)
  • boosts and replies are shown in the timelines (more complete view for everyone).
  • Your account is also a XMPP account (Federated Instant Messaging, take a look online to find a client and use your username and password to configure it, you can also use our online web client). Woohoo! two services in one!
  • We also have a very good view of the federation (our federated timeline gives you a more broad view of the Mastodon network than a 'normal' instance, there's a lot to read in a lot of languages).
  • We also host a Peertube instance for the convenience. Try it and let us know what you think !
  • In the same vein, we host a Funkwhale instance for the convenience. Try it and let us know what you think !
  • If you want to be on a more quiet, moderated instance, or use another AP implementation, we host a Pleroma instance for the convenience. This is the same fediverse as with Mastodon, but with a different default UI and way more optimized backend. Try and see which one you prefer !
  • Now if you want a different UI, the stock mastodon one does not please you, you can check Pinafore.
  • We do also host for the convenience a video Conference server ( Jitsi Meet )
  • We have a mastodon relay for other instances to bootstrap their timelines:

Although we are a medium+ sized instance, we'd like to keep the feeling that you are at home and safe here.