I've had four or five apples so far today. I could eat four or five more right now.

I’m watching β€œForever” on Amazon Prime, and if their theory that when you die you just stay in the same city is true, I would wind up eternally in Cincinnati and now I have to remain alive eternally at least until I can live in a better place.

Most wholesome thing I can do one here is show pics of how much my dog loves me

DARLING CHICKPEA
MY FERVENT CRAVING ARDENTLY TEMPTS YOUR WISTFUL INFATUATION. MY ENCHANTMENT HOLDS DEAR YOUR SYMPATHETIC DESIRE. MY FONDNESS LUSTS AFTER YOUR SEDUCTIVE BEING. MY LONGING HOLDS DEAR YOUR INFATUATION. MY DESIRE AFFECTIONATELY THIRSTS FOR YOUR WINNING PASSION.
YOURS BURNINGLY,
M.U.C.

In case you're wondering: the #EU just voted to impose filters on all the text, audio, photos, videos, etc you might post. If you think this will help photographers or other creators, you don't understand filters.

But also it's bullshit that they're not making anything in the rose gold now.

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My 7Plus has 128G and I currently have 21G of free space. Thinking I could go with 256G on the XS and be fine for a couple of years.

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I need to upgrade my 7Plus, so it looks like I might be going with the XS.

Bought my ticket to see Thank You Scientist and Coheed and Cambria in Louisville.

Hot shitpost take 

big tiddy mage

​ πŸ§™
​ :boob:​:boob:

it turns out the real "the real x was the friends we made along the way" was in our hearts all along

Just gotta keep listening to my "I did serious murders" songs to keep my balance.

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Attempted to listen to some Owl City in order to become more pure and wholesome but I couldn't make it through that Fiji Water song without wanting to do murders.

And just now catching up on American Horror Story: Roanoke but it's not scary at all. A few gross things, but that's it.

Received our Magic Bands for the first part of our WDW vacation today. Only 19 days to go, and I really hope nothing goes terribly wrong.

🎡 Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I like
"Be gay, do crime"🎡

Riot Games just fired two employees, both longtime activists for gender diversity within the company, for calling out gamergaters who whined about a no-men-allowed panel at PAX West, because we have learned nothing from Jessica Price: kotaku.com/two-riot-employees-

(So if you play League of Legends, this is the part where you find another MOBA to get into.)

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Mastodon.host

What sets mastodon.host appart?

As a general instance, we are not centered on a specific theme, or a specific language. Everyone is welcome as long as they follow the few rules we have.

We always run the latest stable version of Mastodon, providing you a stock experience, with the following modifications:

  • 2048 character limit (not 500).
  • 512 character limits for the account's bio (not 160).
  • full column width (not fixed size).
  • more search results (20 instead of 5 per type of search).
  • Audio upload (not limited to videos only).
  • full text search of statuses (not restricted to searching tags and users).
  • trending tags are displayed on the main UI ( and a more complete view is available here)
  • boosts and replies are shown in the timelines (more complete view for everyone).
  • Your mastodon.host account is also a XMPP account (Federated Instant Messaging, take a look online to find a client and use your mastodon.host username and password to configure it, you can also use our online web client). Woohoo! two services in one!
  • We also have a very good view of the federation (our federated timeline gives you a more broad view of the Mastodon network than a 'normal' instance, there's a lot to read in a lot of languages).
  • We also host a Peertube instance for the convenience. Try it and let us know what you think !
  • In the same vein, we host a Funkwhale instance for the convenience. Try it and let us know what you think !
  • If you want to be on a more quiet, moderated instance, or use another AP implementation, we host a Pleroma instance for the convenience. This is the same fediverse as with Mastodon, but with a different default UI and way more optimized backend. Try and see which one you prefer !
  • Now if you want a different UI, the stock mastodon one does not please you, you can check Pinafore.
  • We do also host for the convenience a video Conference server ( Jitsi Meet )
  • We have a mastodon relay for other instances to bootstrap their timelines: https://relay.mastodon.host

Although we are a medium+ sized instance, we'd like to keep the feeling that you are at home and safe here.