it's very cool to see ppl persevere but like honestly who would go out of their way to watch a whole show of this, ostensibly about football

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holy fuck there's this show on FS1 right now its called "College Football: Inside Slant" and it's literally just sob stories

man the local timeline is dead and the home timeline isn't much better yall feeling ok

Okay I moved again, I'm SO SORRY TO MAKE EVERYONE KEEP DOING THIS but it would help me out if you'd boost this for a bit so I can find everyone again blah blah blah

well good morning. apparently depression weekend is gonna yawn out into at least depression early week. I'm gonna have some coffee and maybe wash my face and watch dan then I'll work on seeing if I can save our party geckos save. idk.

We need 42,810 more $5 donations to save our house. Can you share this? Just five bucks each from a hell of a lot of people. We're at the end of our rope after 2 years, 4 months of trying to avoid homelessness.

A better website is coming soon.

plumfund.com/financial-hardshi

@ohtazer why does Eugen, the largest mod, not simply eat the other ones?

I'm gonna listen to 1000 grams, then i'm gonna follow that up by 100 bottles lol

2 things about flagellating apparel

1. if you can learn to ignore it, you become invincible and also at least as strong as goku during the vegeta arc

2.i bet if you took a fair amount of MDMA you would just never stop orgasming until you died. In fact, this is how assisted suicide is done on Risa

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I remember like when I was in college, because I am a bumpkin, I used to wear underarmor cold under my regular clothes and shit. That felt smexy too. Superheros must be feelin mad fine all the time.

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this like compression hoodie i got on though.... yeah that's real nice now

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Yeah microdosing is right for me. It does all I want out of anything like this, it distracts me a little bit.

The results are in and turns out all of you are stupid, wow harsh but who am I to argue with the results

Jennas gone full auntie mode (her words) so she’s making food to take over to our friend that passed’s family later on. I made coffee. I’m helping.

There are terrors in the stars beyond comprehension, you know? You don’t need to make up space aliens. Yeah I’m on this shit again.

"Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try. No hell below us. Above us only sky." - Don Lemon

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Mastodon.host

What sets mastodon.host appart?

As a general instance, we are not centered on a specific theme, or a specific language. Everyone is welcome as long as they follow the few rules we have.

We always run the latest stable version of Mastodon, providing you a stock experience, with the following modifications:

  • 2048 character limit (not 500).
  • 512 character limits for the account's bio (not 160).
  • full column width (not fixed size).
  • more search results (20 instead of 5 per type of search).
  • Audio upload (not limited to videos only).
  • full text search of statuses (not restricted to searching tags and users).
  • trending tags are displayed on the main UI ( and a more complete view is available here)
  • boosts and replies are shown in the timelines (more complete view for everyone).
  • Your mastodon.host account is also a XMPP account (Federated Instant Messaging, take a look online to find a client and use your mastodon.host username and password to configure it, you can also use our online web client). Woohoo! two services in one!
  • We also have a very good view of the federation (our federated timeline gives you a more broad view of the Mastodon network than a 'normal' instance, there's a lot to read in a lot of languages).
  • We also host a Peertube instance for the convenience. Try it and let us know what you think !
  • In the same vein, we host a Funkwhale instance for the convenience. Try it and let us know what you think !
  • If you want to be on a more quiet, moderated instance, or use another AP implementation, we host a Pleroma instance for the convenience. This is the same fediverse as with Mastodon, but with a different default UI and way more optimized backend. Try and see which one you prefer !
  • Now if you want a different UI, the stock mastodon one does not please you, you can check Pinafore.
  • We do also host for the convenience a video Conference server ( Jitsi Meet )
  • We have a mastodon relay for other instances to bootstrap their timelines: https://relay.mastodon.host

Although we are a medium+ sized instance, we'd like to keep the feeling that you are at home and safe here.